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Jesus Christ. I am listening to this new T-Pain track featuring Pitbull. Remember when I say this now: I may hate Pitbull, but this is fire

I'm fully awake now. This is the earliest I've woken up on a Sunday in ages.

I'm watching Toy Story right now. I feel like Buzz Lightyear with the rocket strapped to my back. I AM JUST A TOYYYYYY

Shoutout to the guy who just asked me to not tell anybody he was in the bar. I don't know you, so you can count on me going through with it

All set up at #KysLounge here in #Morgantown ready for the sexiest 21+ adventure you can have! No cover! Sick specials! http://t.co/evGahiFh

Whoever said money is the root of all evil, didn't have any. Money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. #nw- Boiler Room

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? Special teams needs to hold walk-on tryouts tomorrow.

Note to self: if you're in a bad mood, don't go to WalMart during a Black Friday at midnight. I swear to god I may go to jail tonight

I'm going live on @u92wvu in five minutes! I will be playing the best hip-hop to help wake you up from your food coma! http://t.co/DSEvHdvB

Also, a happy Thanksgiving from all of #teamlimitless It's what we do! @BuddyFresh @zlushh

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling oh wee it’s the ultimate feelin You got me lifted feeling so gifted Suga how you get so fly?

Holy shit. They do make light up shoes. @BuddyFresh make sure you thank @ingloiousnerd for pointing out this beauty to me

She said it's all going to end, so it might as well be my fault. And she only sleeps when it's raining.

God, I can't take these songs playing right now. Cosmic jokes just never get any better than when the radio is #subdedicating songs at you

Listen to my new Cloudcast on Mixcloud at http://t.co/2lXfeDeo check it out now!

This weekend has been a giant implosion of horribleness. But like I've been saying, karma always has great things follow a moment of failure

Why can't anything good EVER fucking work? Not just once? Fuck

Simple bitches have simple goals. I don't have time for that shit, I'm trying to make it somewhere.

I fucking hate making time for somebody, and then they complain that they I didn't make enough time for them. #SomethingIsBetterThanNothing

Guitar Center is better than a brothel anymore. Now if only I had some money.....

OH GOD. THE ONLY RADIO STATION IM GETTING IN OHIO IS ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC.

I would gladly take one real woman who supported me any day, over all these little girls who are gone when you aren't on top anymore

The most depressing point of every one of my days is when I have to put on pants to go out into the "real world."

Why the fuck am I awake and at a WalMart at 9 am on a Friday?

It's nights like these that make me appreciate @CaraFnParrish She's the one girl that holds me down. #FuckTheHoes #TwitterWife