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I can still rap the entire Keenan and Kel theme song. Coolio laid it down.

Air checks: the scariest thing I have heard in months

Quit complaining and wishing things would happen. Get out there and make it happen; #NutUpOrShutUp

I miss being able to yell "G-UNIT" in any situation and have it be socially relevant.

The sexiest thing a woman can wear is confidence.

My hats aren't the only thing I leave whenever I leave your arms....

Welp. Time to learn how to run a morning show.

Spike it with 2 seconds left? Christ, Bill Stewart had better clock control then that.

Some of these djs. I will give you my set list; you still couldn't do it as well as me.

Motto for 2012: If it doesn't feed me, give me a job, or help me buy bottles for my team, then I want nothing to do with it.

I just woke up and it's dark again. Fuck this noise.

On this talk show now, the topic is how raccoons are going to turn ferral and kill all humans. I have no idea where these people come from

My mix will be on air from 11:30 to midnight, and again at 2:30. And I will be in the studio from midnight until 8am! #WorkPaysOff

People who drink and drive deserve to have their kids raised by Casey Anthony.

Shane is such a fucking dick. Fuck him.

Funniest thing to see on my TL today: People who think the world is ending tonight. Pretty sure the #ZombieApocolypse isn't until Dec. 2012

Alright my insomniac tweeps, who wants to preview this NYE mix for me? I need a set of fresh ears

#BestSmellEver: Fresh rain

Fresh chicken nuggets are better than sex.

What's the ONE song you DON'T want to hear at midnight on New Years?

I just realized that I am never going to look like an "adult." Ever. Damn these terrible genes.

I can tell when @BuddyFresh gets bored because he logs in on Facebook as "Hardly Anyone" and starts liking all my posts....

http://t.co/pgUm8c2K @WVAQ tonight. 101.9FM or online at http://t.co/p48VK64E

And it's pretty funny how some people are on your team for who is already on your team. I see you. Don't think I'm already closing my circle

This cold pizza is off of the fucking hook right now. Ham and pineapple is the best pizza combo. #DealWithIt