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"I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."

Trust me, I lie.

MY PIZZA IS BAKING. It is being made by a guy named David apparently.

Attention everyone: Those last tweets were about @CaraFnParrish and how we are no longer involved. Just so that I'm not subtweeting anymore

It's crazy to think about caring about somebody so much, you are completely lost without them. Fuck.

Looks like I am staying later at work than anticipated. Who wants to split take-out with me?

What records are people listening to today? I have been listening to too much of the same stuff lately. Suggestions?

Why the fuck does everybody seem to get together to have an issue on the same damn day?

This cat at the gas station tries to buy my car every-time I get gas. He makes me feel like I drive a super rare car.

Only fifteen more minutes until I get to go home and sleep. This time can't pass fast enough

If anybody wants to be a saint and bring me food, I would consider it a Christmas miracle. #ImSoFuckingHungry

Frank Sinatra was THAT guy. Fuck being envious of living the life of a rapper, I am jealous I can never live like he did. #RatPack

I would love social media if it weren't for women. They seem to ALWAYS want to pick a fight or start an issue because of it. #DramaWhores

#RestoreTheRoar

For real though, just because she has a vagina doesn't mean she wants you.

"Last semester I had a bunch of hot bitches who turned lesbian when drinking and were full of daddy issues. I want that again."

Gary Browne: The future of WVU basketball

I always feel awkward when people give me gifts. That's why I always give during the holidays.

Up late and have nothing to do? Tune into 101.9FM @WVAQ to listen to my music picks! The hottest songs in the country, only on 102WVAQ

I love good music. So damn much

Yes I judge you if you Dj somewhere and invite me to your residencies every week. #sorryimnotsorry

“@Honey_Devine: Show your support & follow @The_LMM_wv & @thisdjsucks for all the latest news about the #Takeover2012 . "

Control yourself, take only what you need from me. A family of trees wanted to be haunted

http://t.co/L0dYMYdm via @DjZimmie and @RiskOne

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