rhogerheide

Sometimes I just want to facepalm so fucking hard at the shit I say. Like, as soon as it leaves my mouth, I just am ready to take it back

Sometimes, a big healthy dose of "fuck it" is required to get through the day

Spike it with 2 seconds left? Christ, Bill Stewart had better clock control then that.

Suga Suga on @WVAQ right now?!?! Awww yeahhhhhh

Teacher just asked if I was taking notes on my laptop and not on Social Media. #pokerface

Thanks to @QuestLove here is a first look at The Roots new album http://t.co/XeaUlGcz MAKE SURE TO ACTUALLY ORDER IT TOO. #MusicAin'tFree

That shit #cray

The most depressing point of every one of my days is when I have to put on pants to go out into the "real world."

The Mountaineers won, that means come to Ohana Beach Bar tonight for the WHITE GIRL WASTED SATURDAYS!

The only people up tweeting right now are spam/horoscope bots, people having relationship issues, and people on the grind.

The only thing I love more than Taco Bell, is when @BrookeONKISS is giving it away for free

The only things sexier than lingerie, are zombie movies.

The only way I currently have heat in my house is by the fire I made. I'm at work right now, but the thought of going home is frightening

The sexiest thing a woman can wear is confidence.

The top 1% control 99% of the cookies. Why don't they tax Cookie Monster?!?!? #occupySesamestreet

There are some conversations that are positive, but still make me really nervous. A girl asking about a threesome is one of those. #ItsATrap

These good moods should come around more often. I fucking murdered the club tonight, and have been on cloud nine all night. #fuckyeah

Thirty minute nap, now I'm ready for more work. The only true test of greatness happens when nobody is looking. #NoDaysOff

This bitch at the post office always gives me attitude when I say I only want three stamps. The fuck am I going to do with a book of them?!?

This cat at the gas station tries to buy my car every-time I get gas. He makes me feel like I drive a super rare car.

This cold pizza is off of the fucking hook right now. Ham and pineapple is the best pizza combo. #DealWithIt

This entire place smells like flowers.

This girl really just said "If you are looking for a fuck buddy let me know." I'll take #ThingsAHoeSays for six hundred Alex.

This is my favorite thing about any club in Morgantown, WV http://t.co/vtc7VRNX

This is what I get to go to class all day and learn about. #fuckyeahhttp://t.co/OufwPsjY