damon24

YOU ARE NOT A DUBSTEP FAN BECAUSE YOU LISTEN TO SKRILLEX OR ONE RUSKO SONG.

lol @ the "QT" in the twitvid i posted.

There is never nothing going on. There are no ordinary moments.

Who would not know when they're ghetto? #youknowyoughetto

Woke up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit and didn't even get bombed last night. Has this become a habit? Ooohh sheeiiit! #bawlin

Some chick in my Bio tut asked if one page was necessary to print to save paper... Yaaa because 1 paper will save the ecosystem. #dumbbitch

How Two and a Half Men Met Your Mother #premieres

*URGENT: Call me if you find a hymen. I lost my virginity this weekend and don't remember how or where. Thank you.

That's when we ride on bitches, you fucking #faggotsnitches. So don't you try, we packin 9's, we leave you dead in ditches.

Sparkly owl in the moonlight landed on my lap and asked me for an apple before I could say sorry m8 he turned into a skeleton and killed me.

Don't be soft. RT @laurenwheat1: After being awake for over 24 hours I think its now time for bed

shit i aint even suppose to be here, by the grace of god, the skin on my teeth & the hair on my nuts, i skated by. #lyricsthatapplytomylife

IM NOT FUCKING HAPPY SO STOP FORCING ME AND YELLING AT ME AS IF IT WILL MAKE ME BE SO.

OCD: Obsessive Compulsive Damon

YOU BOUT TO JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF A PSYCHOPATH KILLER, BLOOD SPILLER, MENTALITY MUCH ILLER... THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

http://t.co/fTcKUq7L. Replace Facebook with Twitter and Like with Retweet. And assume I could Retweet myself.

Accidentally went 120% in the bitch. Shit, now I'm stuck. @PorterRobinson

I think having over 500 "friends", or even 400 "friends", on Facebook is extremely superfluous. I even believe my 390 is.