damon24

Who would not know when they're ghetto? #youknowyoughetto

YOU BOUT TO JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF A PSYCHOPATH KILLER, BLOOD SPILLER, MENTALITY MUCH ILLER... THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

Sparkly owl in the moonlight landed on my lap and asked me for an apple before I could say sorry m8 he turned into a skeleton and killed me.

lol @ the "QT" in the twitvid i posted.

OCD: Obsessive Compulsive Damon

That's when we ride on bitches, you fucking #faggotsnitches. So don't you try, we packin 9's, we leave you dead in ditches.

How Two and a Half Men Met Your Mother #premieres

There is never nothing going on. There are no ordinary moments.

http://t.co/fTcKUq7L. Replace Facebook with Twitter and Like with Retweet. And assume I could Retweet myself.

shit i aint even suppose to be here, by the grace of god, the skin on my teeth & the hair on my nuts, i skated by. #lyricsthatapplytomylife

*URGENT: Call me if you find a hymen. I lost my virginity this weekend and don't remember how or where. Thank you.

Some chick in my Bio tut asked if one page was necessary to print to save paper... Yaaa because 1 paper will save the ecosystem. #dumbbitch

Woke up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit and didn't even get bombed last night. Has this become a habit? Ooohh sheeiiit! #bawlin

YOU ARE NOT A DUBSTEP FAN BECAUSE YOU LISTEN TO SKRILLEX OR ONE RUSKO SONG.

Accidentally went 120% in the bitch. Shit, now I'm stuck. @PorterRobinson

Don't be soft. RT @laurenwheat1: After being awake for over 24 hours I think its now time for bed

I think having over 500 "friends", or even 400 "friends", on Facebook is extremely superfluous. I even believe my 390 is.

IM NOT FUCKING HAPPY SO STOP FORCING ME AND YELLING AT ME AS IF IT WILL MAKE ME BE SO.