Jerri Calhoun

two potatoes are standing on a corner. how do you know which ones the prostitute?IT has a sticker that says "Idaho"

Hope it doesn't hurt so bad when the numbness wears off tho

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I'm thinking while she on tha phone doing all that fussin n cussin she could just call tha EMS

Havin breakfast wit my bae

Watchin some @KevinHart4real comedy...lmao!

You don't really need to be acknowledged by others today as lo... More for Aries http://t.co/1MI9sCL

You might feel like everything is ready to change, but the ene... More for Aries http://t.co/1MI9sCL

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Let's hope these 2 nites go by good & fast

I'm bored of being bored because being bored is boring! did i mention i was bored?

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I been chillin being productive all day now my damn tooth wanna hurt! Grrrrr!

Its like slappin me in tha face when somebody sits their drink nex to my phone..#movethatshit

Fuck yo couch nicca...lmao!

I miss my low cut n waves sometimes

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My blackberry been freezin up all day and its irritating me

Let's hope today is a much better day

"@TweetMajik: Jealousy looks terrible on you...yet you continue to wear it."

Hope these 2 nites go well

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Today's New Moon emphasizes your 7th House of Partnerships, sh... More for Aries http://t.co/NB18Bwvh