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1tyme

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  1. I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first time to be special

  2. I would buy oomf lunch but see the way my bank account set up all my money goes to my savings instead of checking

  3. There is no"I" in team but there is a lot of" U" in "shut the fuck up!"

  4. I was trying out a few new positions from a sex book the other day.It's great, but I got strange looks from people in the library

  5. \ ,__, (oo)____ (___) )\ ||--|| * Mooo!

  6. follow back @TheInCrowdATL im one of the managers at starlite lounge need to ask some questions

  7. 1tyme got u RT @Ceetaurus23: Had a ball at luxe lounge tonight. Now wishing I had a dude to curl up wit lol. As if lol

  8. I swear phone companies make phones vibrate randomly just to make people think they got a text

  9. Tonight Im Taking My Talents to A STAR STUDDED EVENT Tonight 4 @MStIFFeVANS pARTY AT LUXE ULTRA LOUNGE IN ATLANTA!

  10. trying to get @iamBlondee to follow me round twitter lol

  11. Juss Drop That New Shinin by the homie @DJSCREAM and the crowd went wild like as if i took of my shirt... #shinin

  12. s/o @YungBless_BTE homie juss step foot n #caliente im fucking wit the movement bra

  13. The trouble with life there is no background music.

  14. Yall Can catch me tomarrow holding it down on thee 1n2s 4 @mstiffevans #SEXnTheCITY PARTY RSVP @4ever_wynter.. 21+ #CELEB #GROWN & #SEXY

  15. The awkward moment when Hitler looks at his gas bill.

  16. An Ex telling u , " Lets be friends " , is like having a kidnapper tell u too , " Keep in touch

  17. 1st48 tonight dekalb county tonight 9pm somebody gon be trending topic

  18. RT @SuchAFcknLadyy: got this dj shit on my computer, but ion know how to use it :-(

  19. RT @MIAMIBIGFLEXX: Now following @pussy_drippin_ Sexy fat ass hope she follow back

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