Ballacaust

"I cut my balls while trying to shave my pubes" @dolemite_330

i just got blasted by a bunch of greedy people. I don't have this money you expect from me.

for every minute of Waka i hear, i gotta listen to 4 of Jay Electronica

all the time, everyone, everywhere, everything

Why not be utterly changed into fire?

I got to say, today was a good day. Goodnight!

i'm dracula bitch

In the year 2029, aliens will kidnap Ryan Seacrest

"A good dick should not look like sausage." bren