DeeJayCalhoun

Bouta do this lil parade thing...

Bouta go do this soundcheck tho

Bouta go kick my children out my damn room hell

Bouta go sit in my living room and chill under my red lights

bouta move this book and dust so this swiffer know its real

but ladies if you're sitting on the edge of the sink in your avi, i dont believe your booty

but seriously tho.......... its twitter

but wait fool.. how u reply to my indirect tho -__-

But.... HornyWatch tweeted me tho -__-

Bwahahaha I just tweeted in olde english.... old with an e

Can't eat nothin to balance it, ima just throw it up

check your student accounts

Common's diss to Drake is the realest shit ever tho... "and no mistake im talkin to Drake" ".... and that hoe ass nigga!"

crack dip when i get off #wooswagg!!

damn this girl ass flatter than an ironing board

Definitely doesn't seem like Saturday morning..

DJ DEAF ASS!!!! LMFAO!!

dont really feel like tweetin so im txtn people on my tl

dude took pictures last night at The Premier... I NEED THOSE PICTURES!

Everybody gettin back to school and headboards already knocking lol.. y'all wild

Everybody wanna see vick and plaxico succeed but see tebow fail.... I don't get it... ?????

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For real.. this week I wanna get super high and wasted... doubt it'll happen tho smh

Found my wallet... aight... now...

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