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The Breaks: Wu-Tang Clan's Ice Cream Truck Is Back In Business

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It's the middle of May and the days are getting longer, nights getting warmer, skirts getting shorter. Perfect time for some Shaolin sherbet scooped right off the Wu-Tang ice cream truck.

Thank Based Gawd that RZA and Raekwon are finally on the same page for this A Better Tomorrow album. Could you imagine the Wu ice cream truck without Rae himself? We tried, replacing the Good Humor truck with a little humor of our own. Check the sketch above, menu below. Welcome back, Chef!

ODB's Bizzare Bucket: Good for the Children!

Supreme Fry-in-Shell: Fried crab, a Dutch and a Cranberry Snapple"

No Said Dates: Vegetarian Friendly!

Chef's Special: C.R.E.A.M.ed Spinach w/ Simmered Beef

Inspectah Speck: Pairs best with other dishes

Ticallion Scallions: Choose your cooking M.E.T.H.O.D.

Digi Snacks: Served with Bong Water

Golden Parms: Four baby eggplant medallions

Liquid Gourds: Read the label for ingredients

Ice Cream: French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe

The Breaks is a comic strip written by Jesse Hagen (@JHagen34) and Kenny Keil (@KennyKeil), with illustrations by Keil. Series conceived by Hagen.

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